You can have whiskey for a friend,
You can have a dog for a friend,
But if you have a woman for a friend,
You'll end up drunk & kissing your dog.
Love is the wisdom of the fool, and the folly of the wise
The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned
Love often leads to marriage - and almost as often to divorce
People fall in love, but they have to climb out
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, so he went to the bar down
town on the other side of the tracks. He stayed all night long and got
so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk. The cat starts to
stumble on home. As the cat comes to the train tracks he doesn't notice
a train as it is coming his way. The cat starts to cross the track and
the train is right on him. Just as he crosses, the train goes on by, but
the cat was not all the way over and the train ran over the his tail,
the cat turns it's head to see where his tail is and the train cuts his
head clean off.
The moral of the story?
- DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A LITTLE PIECE OF TAIL! -
RULES FOR MEN TO REMEMBER
The female makes ALL The Rules.
The Rules are subject to change at any time without notice.
The male cannot possibly know all The Rules.
If the female suspects that the male has learned The Rules,then she must immediately change some of The Rules.
The female is never wrong.
The female may change her mind at any time.
The male cannot change his mind without consent of the female.
The female can, at any time, be upset or angry, scream or throw things, with or without cause or reason.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
If the female has PMS, the male is hereby notified that he probably won't do anything right for the next several days.
The male is expected to mind read at all times.
The male must be ready for anything at any time.
Face reality, the male is always wrong.
